Some Favourite Commercials.

Have you ever seen the commercial about watching what you say?
It has the two cashiers and one says: "That's so gay." and a woman
walks up an says: "That's so Emma and Julia". Emma and Julia are the
cashiers who were talking. The whole commercial is about using the
word "gay" to describe things that are bad or negative. In the
commercial the woman is using their names to describe something bad to
get them understand how gay people might feel.

Think with your dipsick Jimmy!
There's a commercial out there about some kinda oil for your car. A
scottsman(idk what the actual word is) runs up to people ans they say
something about their car and he goes: "Think with your dipstick
Jimmy!" and smacks then with a dipstick. I would've loved to have
played the Scottsman, cause I would've got to smack them witht the
dipstick. It reminds me of the icon that says "When life gives you
lemons, squeeze them in someone's ee and haul ass!"

I saw this commercial when I was watching The Funniest Commercials of
2009. I can't remember everything, but some men are working in a bread
shop and throughout the commercial they keep making referances to
pooping, but they're being completely serious. Things like, I gotta go
drop the kids off at the pool, I gotta go pinch a loaf and things like
that. It was hilarious.